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 I  was at the store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan! 
(I often see Elvis on the checkout but he was on a break)
I asked Tarzan how he was going and
If he was making any more movies.



He  told me, 
"me no longer make movies,
Me have severe arthritis, both  shoulders 
And not swing from vine to tree".






I  asked how Jane was doing? 
He told me, 
"Jane  in bad shape, in nursing home,
Has Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone".  
How sad!



    I  asked about Boy, and he told me  
"Boy,  gone big city, get with bad women,

On drugs  and alcohol; 
And only time hear from him,  when 
In trouble or need  something".
 




                                                         

I  asked about                              

Cheeta: he beamed and said, 

 
"Cheetah  do good. Had  plastic surgery, now went to live in The  Lodge!    biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

 



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                          A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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