A little girl asked her mother "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"

Her mother replied "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough".

The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked

If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"   

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.

She read "... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class "And what do you think the farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said "I think he said 'Holy SIHT! A talking chicken!'" 

A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

-A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply "I'm Mr Sugarbrown's daughter".

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say "I'm Jane Sugarbrown".

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School and said "Aren't you Mr Sugarbrown's daughter?"

She replied "I thought I was but mother says I'm not".  

-A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut eating a snack cake.

The barber says to her "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

She says "Yes I know... and I'm gonna get boobs too!"