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HOW WAS I BORN;


 

Daddy, how was I
Born?



A little boy


goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers,

'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom

and we met at a cyber-cafe..

 

 

We Sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other.

 

 

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

 

As soon as I was ready to upload,

We discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

 

 

and since it was too late to hit the delete button,

 

 

nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that


Said:

 
 














'You got
Male!



__________________

 

 

Be your self; there's no body better qualified !                    "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"

 

JC.

 


 

                                             

                

    

                          

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