Lady wearing bright green pants, red top, brown belt with tassels hanging down to her knees, orange hat with every conceivable flower/feather ornament on it, blue/grey eyeshadow right around the eyes so that it looked like she had sunnies on, bright red rouged cheeks. Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe. I later saw her go into the Optometrist so came to the conclusion that the poor lovey was blind.
I kid you not. I would have loved to take a photo but thought that may be a bit obvious.
That is hilarious Beth - you wonder whether some people have mirrors!
There is a "lady" where I used to live, who runs a "nightime establishment". She had long wavy, bleach blond hair, (ala Alice in Wonderland), makeup was caked on, and she loved wearing pink little girl party frocks, with extremely high heels, or over the knee boots!!!! This was to go to the shops! The place is still going, so presume she is still there.
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Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe.
Poor girl was obviously hungry..lol. She should have gone to the Pie Cart..ha ha
Sure entertained me!
