check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Beam Communications SatPhone Shop Topargee products
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: For your entertainment...


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:
For your entertainment...


Picture this.

Lady wearing bright green pants, red top, brown belt with tassels hanging down to her knees, orange hat with every conceivable flower/feather ornament on it, blue/grey eyeshadow right around the eyes so that it looked like she had sunnies on, bright red rouged cheeks. Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe. I later saw her go into the Optometrist so came to the conclusion that the poor lovey was blind.

I kid you not. I would have loved to take a photo but thought that may be a bit obvious.

Anyone else seen any startling sights?



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





The Master

Status: Offline
Posts: 12473
Date:

I have seen and love those types Beth. Makes me feel normal even though I love bright colours I don't wear them all at once.

__________________




Happy Wanderer    

Don't worry, Be Happy! 

Live! Like someone left the gate open

 

 

 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2534
Date:

I had to GOOGLE "camel toe"....hmmm. Bit like "budgie smugglers"

Once observed a lady of ample proportions exiting a Ladies toilet with a stream of toilet paper trailing behind.

__________________

Denis

Ex balloon chaser and mercury measurer.

Toowoomba.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6997
Date:

Ooooh Beth! Its hilarious that she went into the optometrists... maybe "should have gone to Spec savers" is right!!!

__________________

Cheers,  Gerty. ... at home

"Leaning forward to see whats coming"
                                                                   



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

I was sending a text to my friend, with a blow by blow description, and she was in fits of laughter.



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





The Happy Helper

Status: Offline
Posts: 12023
Date:


That is hilarious Beth - you wonder whether some people have mirrors!

There is a "lady" where I used to live, who runs a "nightime establishment". She had long wavy, bleach blond hair, (ala Alice in Wonderland), makeup was caked on, and she loved wearing pink little girl party frocks, with extremely high heels, or over the knee boots!!!! This was to go to the shops! The place is still going, so presume she is still there.



__________________

jules
"Love is good for the human being!!"
(Ben, aged 10)



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

In Boonah? Might be worth a drive there hey?!



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2266
Date:

Beth54 wrote:

Picture this.

 Then she got up, whereupon I noticed her pants were pulled so high the seam had disappeared up her bum. When I got the full frontal, you guessed it, the camel toe. 


 Poor girl was obviously hungry..lol.  She should have gone to the Pie Cart..ha ha

Cheers Neil



__________________

Neil & Lynne

Pinjarra 

Western Australia


MY23.5 Ford Wildtrak V6 Dual Cab / 21' Silverline 21-65.3

' 1260w Solar: 400ah Lithium Battery: 2000w Projecta IP2000 Inverter

Diesel Heater: SOG Toilet Kit: 2.5kw Fujitsu Split System A/c

 

 



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 349
Date:

Oh my goodness Beth that is so funny, love your description....

cheers Bronnie


__________________


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

I'm glad I was able to entertain you all. Sure entertained me!



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 



Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook