This is aa very old ditto my mother, an English lady, use to sing.
The sea was on Fire,
A blind man saw it,
A deafman heard it,
A Fire engine , with 4 dead horses ran over a dead cat and half killed it,
The Sea was on fire.........
Bill
a bit like this one Bill-
One bright day , in the middle of the night .
Two dead men got up to fight .
Back to back they faced each other .
Drew they're swords and shot each other .
Richo.
Richo