Mate of mine was on a Plane going to Bali for a holiday, after the take off, The Pilot did the usual Welcome aboard ladies and gentlemen, this is flight QA-747 flying melbourne to densapar, our flight will be of 5 hours duration, and we will be cruising at 30000ft, Please sit back end enjoy the flight !
When he finished, he Forgot to turn Off the Microphone,?? and the whole plane heard the pilot say, Well ! thats over now I can sit back , and enjoy a good cup of coffee, and a Headjob'' !!! The Stewardess also heard it, and went Running up to the ****pit, to tell the Captain, that the Mic was still switched ON !!! As she ran past where the Mate was sitting, He said to her ??????????
