SNOTTY  RECEPTIONIST

An  older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist  who shared  offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with  patients.   As he  approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist  was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He  gave her his name.

In a  very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES,  I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU  WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,  RIGHT?"  

All  the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look  at the very embarrassed man. He  recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice  replied,

    'NO,  I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE  OPERATION, BUT  I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID  YOURS.'
 The  room erupted in applause.

DON'T  MESS WITH OLD FOLKS