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Tax Return


THIS IS PRICELESS!!!

 
I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents."
I replied: 1 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads; 4 million people on Centrelink support, 1 million people in over 50 prisons; and 5000 persons in the Australian Federal and State Parliaments, plus 1 useless Prime Minister."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?



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