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THE THREE NUNS


 


 
THE THREE NUNS
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THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING AN AFL  FINAL..
THREE  MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..  
BECAUSE  THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY  BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE  MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET   ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
IN  A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY  SAID, "I THINK  I'M GOING TO MOVE TO BRISBANE.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS  LIVING THERE.."
 
THEN  THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,  "I WANT TO GO TO  TASMANIA... THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THE  THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND... THERE  ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..."  
 
ONE  OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT  THE MEN, AND  IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
"WHY  DON'T YOU GO TO  HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"  


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Good call.

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