A garbage collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a
> street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into
> his compactor.
>
> He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out,
and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look
about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front
door and knocks. There's no answer.
 
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -
much harder.
 
Eventually a Chinese man comes to the door. "Harro!"
says the Chinese man.
"Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.
 
"I bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.
 
Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man
smiles and tries again. "No ! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"
 
"I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man,
still perplexed.
 
"Listen," says the collector. "You're misunderstanding me.
Where's your 'wheelie' bin?'"
 
"OK, OK." replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin
and whispers in the collector's ear. "I wheelie bin having
sex wiffa wife's sista!"