Sweet Little Poem. A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas.
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A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud
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A fart can be short... Or a fart can be long... Some farts have been known... To sound like a song.....
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A fart can create... A most curious medley... A fart can be harmless... Or silent...and deadly.
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A fart might not smell... While others are vile... A fart may pass quickly... Or linger a while...
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A fart can occur... In a number of places... And leave everyone there... With strange looks on their faces. <mime-attachment.gif>
From wide-open prairie... To small elevators... A fart will find all of us sooner or later. <mime-attachment.gif>
But farts are all bad... Is simply not true... We must never forget... Sweet old farts like you! <mime-attachment.gif><mime-attachment.gif> Kinda brings a tear to your eye...right?
