Sorry I wasn't able to put that all on one page, also pages are out of order, bottom one should be first etc.
Maybe someone more puter literate than me can do that and post it here on one post?
Where's my best mate (now I want something) Wombat when you need him! Love you Wombat, honest !!
Years ago I was one of two people on a stage before 600 people, with a chorus behind us, I was an overweight RV male (still am) and a friend of mine was done up in drag (mostly his wifes clothes, wig and bra filled with two coconuts) supposedly my wife. I had a large bottle of Viagra (so labelled on a large bottle), all was going well until the final verse when he threw his leg over me and tried to plant a kiss on me, brought the house down!