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spida


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Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?


Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?



Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?


Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If flying is so safe,  why do they call the airport the terminal? 



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Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?


 

oh spida, I agree with all of this but the problem with the garage is causing domestics here!!!



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Have you ever pondered how much value in money is sitting in the open in car dealers yards with the vehicles there for sale?  confuse

Seems crazy that if it was money it would be locked away in a safe somewhere....

 

 

 



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I also wonder how drapes block out the sun but don't block out the dark.

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The answer to "why" is simple. Life is and always has been full of contradictions.

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I watched a Deal or No Deal show once that had all psychics on it and not one of them got a correct guess and of course the contestant didn't win much either. They obviously weren't very psychic that time.

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Why.......because "Y" is crooked and can't be straightened.biggrin



-- Edited by Legendts on Friday 28th of June 2013 10:37:57 AM

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There was a supposed to be a seminar for psychics in Caboolture last month , but it was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances .  cry



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"Y" is the crossroads you come to sometimes in your travels and have to decide or flip a coin as to which one you will take  wink smile



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Y is also the front of my undies.

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As they say Y is it so !!!

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Why poem...

http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/why-not-me  

 



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