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sarg


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----- Someone asked me what I do since I have retired.... Do I have a job?

I replied, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"


"Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f -----g  advice, she'll ask me for it.

 

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pauline


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been there...............done that.

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Haven't we all mate

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