I man was walking along the beach, found a bottle, picked it up went to rub it clean ? and whooomf out popped a Genie ??

the Genie was most greatful, and said Thank you Very Much, I have been trapped in there for 1000 years ?? and for setting me free I will Grant you ONE WISH ???

The Man said, Hang on a minute ?? I know this story ! I am supposed to get THREE WISHES ??\

To which the Genies attitude changed ?? and he shouted LOOK I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THERE FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS ?? and i am now ready to get out there and Party ??  SO YOU GET ''ONE WISH'' and i need your answer Now?? so what is it that you most want ??

The guy thought, Just my Luck  I have to get a Genie with ''Attitude'' ! So he thought for a while and then said to the Genie ! Look, I am scared of FLYING, and If I Travel by Boat I get Violently Sea-Sick !  And I would Really, Really Love to go to TASMANIA, ?? Can you please build me a ROAD FROM HERE TO TASMANIA ??

The Genie was still in a Foul Mood ! And Shouted, DO YOU REALISE JUST WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR ?? HAVE YOU ANY IDEA, JUST HOW MUCH STEEL, AND CEMENT THAT IT WILL TAKE TO DO THAT ?? and HAVE YOU PUT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL INTO THE ENVOIROMENTAL DAMAGE THAT SUCH A BRIDGE WILL CAUSE TO THE OCEAN BED AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THE FISH AND WILDLIFE ???? So NO, I will Not build you a Bridge To Tasmania ??????? THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE, >?? NOW !!!

So the Guy thought for a little while and said, Hmmm ?? I know, Look I have been having a little trouble with the WIFE, ?? she says one thing, but means something else ?? or she says do it this way, and when it is finished she says you should have done it another way, Just about everything she says, or asks me to do, just does not make sense, so i am always the one to Blame ???? SO CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN ???????

The Genies Face went pale, and his mood changed as he thought through this request ??? and after much thought and deliberation ?????? he looked at the Guy and Said.

HOW MANY LANES DO YOU WANT ON THIS BRIDGE ??