While on a road trip, an elderly couple

stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the

restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly

left her glasses on the table, and she didn't

miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they

had to travel quite a distance before

they could find a place to turn around,

in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband

became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained, and scolded

his wife relentlessly during the

entire return drive. The more he chided her,

the more agitated he became. He

just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the

car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses  the old Geezer yelled to her,

While you're in there, you might as well

get my hat and the credit card.