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Health Care

 

 

     The Australian Medical Association has weighed in on Prime Minister

 

     Julia Gillard's new health care proposals:

 

 

     The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not

 

      to make any rash moves.

 

     The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

 

      Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 

     The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

 

     Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

 

     Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians

 

     said, "Oh, grow up!"

 

     The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the

 

     Radiologists could see right through it.

 

     The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands

 

     of the whole thing.

 

     The Ear Nose &Throat specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldnt hear of it.

    The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic

 

     Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

 

     The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

 

     pissed off at the whole idea.

 

     The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the

 

     Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

 

     In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up

     to the a---holes in Canberra.



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The Master

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Shouldn't this be in the health and wellbeing section. Haha!
Loved it.

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Very good.

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