Daddy , how was I  Born?  A little boy  Goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'  The father Answers,  'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.     Then I Set up a date via e-mail with your Mom  and we met at a cyber-cafe..        We Sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.          There your mother Agreed to a download from my hard drive.     As soon as I was ready to upload,  We discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,        and since it was too Late to hit the delete button,        nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that  Said:  Scroll  Down...You'll love this .....          'You got  Male!