Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room when Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.
                     "Do you have a condom, Donald?"
                     "No, but..."
                     "No buts, Donald, no condom, no sex. Maybe they have them at the front desk."
                     So Donald went down to the lobby. Five minutes later he was back in the hotel room.
                     "What happened? Didn't they have condoms?"
                     "They had a whole box, Daisy, but I told the clerk what he could do with them."
                     "What are you talking about?"
                     "He asked if I wanted him to put them on my bill."