An elderly lady recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table..
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him........ "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the Insurance money!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the
ashes then said, "Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also
bought it with the insurance money!" Again, she paused
for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in The ashes she said,
"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with
the insurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember
