* The Lunch Order*

A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the

waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous

waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit

came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,

"What would you like, sir?"

He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top

to bottom, then answers, "A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure she returns and asks again,

"What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,

"a quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him

across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

"Um, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."