A  first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble
  with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry,
  what's  your problem?'


Harry  answered, 'I'm  too smart for the 1st grade. My
  sister  is in the 3rd grade and  I'm smarter  than she is! 
  I  think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
 
Ms...  Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the 
  principal's office.

While  Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher 
  explained to the principal what the situation was. 
  The  principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy 
  a  test. If he failed to answer any of his  questions he 
  was  to go back to the 1st grade and behave.. She 
  agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were 
  explained  to him and he agreed  to take the test.
 

Principal:
'What  is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9...'


Principal:
'What  is 6  x 6?' 


Harry:
'36..'
And so it went with every question the principal 
  thought a 3rd grader should know.

The  principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells  her, '
  I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade' 

Ms.  Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him 
  some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed. 

Ms.. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that 
  I have only two of?'


Harry, after a moment: 'Legs..' 


Ms  Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I 
  do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a 
  question!


Harry  replied: 'Pockets..' 


Ms. Brooks: 'What  does a dog do that a man steps 
  into?' 


Harry:
'Pants.' 


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes 
  out soft and sticky?' 

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
  could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms.  Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a 
  woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?' 


Harry: 'Shake hands.'

The principal was trembling.


Ms..  Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.' 

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told  the   
teacher, 'Put  Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last 
  seven questions  wrong...'