check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Beam Communications SatPhone Shop Topargee products
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: My get up and go....


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 463
Date:
My get up and go....


 

 

 

lefunny.net-funny-jokes-funny-quotes-funny-animals-funny-pictures-Favim.com-591389.jpg

Shucks Beth .. you're draggin' your jowels .. or sumfin' ..



-- Edited by biggles on Tuesday 30th of April 2013 07:34:41 PM

__________________

    **  living life  **



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

298153_565924180105871_1689222056_n.png

 

This is about the strength of it! biggrin



Attachments
__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2506
Date:

I see a smile there Beth............

__________________

What the heck, why not !



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

Along those lines Jon...

 

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YO...U SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."
No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
 
biggrin


__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 463
Date:

STOP PICKIN ON ME ....

 

 

 

funny-quotes-funny-animals-funny-easter-funny-conversations-funny-sayings-Favim.com-678129.jpg



__________________

    **  living life  **



Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 463
Date:

what !!!

its just my tail ..

geeeee !

 

funny-pictures-funny-quotes-sayings-funny-kids-funny-animals-humor-Favim.com-694262.jpg



__________________

    **  living life  **



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2506
Date:

Beth that is so funny...............now all us ladies know what went wrong with our bodies.

__________________

What the heck, why not !



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

Oh you are aweful...but I like you!



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

pauline wrote:

Beth that is so funny...............now all us ladies know what went wrong with our bodies.


 Exactly Pauline!



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 463
Date:

good to see you smilin' again Beth .. cya !



__________________

    **  living life  **



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

biggles wrote:

good to see you smilin' again Beth .. cya !


 Thanks Jon. Yes, you've read me well. wink



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 



Duh


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3240
Date:

Ditto Beth.........Cripes I was going to attach a funny but it has a different upload tab to before and I can't find my funnies folder ??? confuse

So it wasn't only my "get up and go that's gone!" furious

 



__________________

Vic  - Mitsubishi Outlander and rear end tent....

 

 

 



 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

Duh wrote:

Ditto Beth.........Cripes I was going to attach a funny but it has a different upload tab to before and I can't find my funnies folder ??? confuse

So it wasn't only my "get up and go that's gone!" furious

 


 Don't you hate that! wink



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

You've been peeking through my window !!!!

Cheers,

Sheba.



__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.
Duh


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3240
Date:

Sorry, I didn't realise that was you!!  I was just looking for something to eat.......honest !!! wink biggrin 

(hmmm.....something not right with my pc Beth......can't upload my pic's now.....had a Telstra Tech here today changed my modem over, seems to have done strange things, unless Cindy's techo's have been changing things around again ????)



__________________

Vic  - Mitsubishi Outlander and rear end tent....

 

 

 



 

Duh


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3240
Date:

Glad your back on track with the pc Beth (i'm non techo too) , and hope you and all GN's who are feeling a bit off get well soon...

 

 

 

 

 



-- Edited by Duh on Wednesday 1st of May 2013 11:08:11 AM

__________________

Vic  - Mitsubishi Outlander and rear end tent....

 

 

 



 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

A little bird told me you were feeling poorly too Sheba. A giggle helps doesn't it.

biggrin

Vic, all that trouble I was having uploading photos has been fixed by Cindys geeks. It was something to do with Windows. Don't ask me anything technical. noconfuse

 



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

Beth54 wrote:

A little bird told me you were feeling poorly too Sheba. A giggle helps doesn't it.

biggrin


 Sure does Beth.  I found a book at the Op-shop today, and when I work out what thread to post on, [probably the Jokes one I think,] I'll start.  it's "The Women's Joke Book."

Front cover has a balloon saying   "Why do men like clever women ?"  answer,  Opposites attract.

And you should see the georgeous Alien creature I found in the toy section.  Tentacles out the back, 2 human type arms and legs,  and a Huge head, which opens to reveal a baby alien inside.

Now you know how wierd I am.

    



-- Edited by Sheba on Thursday 2nd of May 2013 12:27:43 AM

__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3332
Date:

that first cat pic is how I feel today, and the world just wants to carry on regardless!!

__________________

The Drewsterz my band site

Milo Online  my personal site

Love what you do  Do what you Love!!   my motto in life !

 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

Know just how you feel Milo. We just have to keep pushing ourselves. aww



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

Sounds good to me Sheba!



__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

Here's my Alien !!!

My Pictures. 220.jpgMy Pictures. 222.jpgMy Pictures. 224.jpg

Baby is sitting on her head in Pic.2.  Pic. 3 is where baby fits inside head.

Cheers,

Sheba.



Attachments
__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 6513
Date:

OMG!! That'd give me nightmares!

This is my travel companion Mike the Monkey. biggrin

 

IMG_3751.JPG

 



Attachments
__________________

Beth, now living on the Redcliffe Peninsula, SEQ.

 

 





Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

Beth54 wrote:

OMG!! That'd give me nightmares!

 ______________________________________________

Told you I was wierd. biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Cheers,

Sheba.

 



__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1885
Date:

Beth !     in that photo of Mike the Monkey, I see you have your Purse sitting on the passenger seat ?????

Just a little warning ?? in some parts of Vic, there is a growing trend of lowlifes, who wait at traffic lights for lone women to stop, Then they walk up to the car, Knowing most ladies leave the purse on the seat,and don't lock the door ?? Then they just open the door, grab the purse and run off, It is all over in a matter of seconds !!

better to put it on the floor, or on the back floor, so they will not see it on the seat,, 

Just thought i would post this to let all you ladies out there know ;; to be aware''    Regards   Dazren.smile



__________________
IF IT IS TO BE !! IT IS UP TO ME !!!


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

Thanks for that dazren.  I didn't even notice that.  Too busy looking at the Monkey.

Cheers,

Sheba.



__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.
Duh


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 3240
Date:

Beth54 wrote:

OMG!! That'd give me nightmares!

This is my travel companion Mike the Monkey. biggrin

 

IMG_3751.JPG

 


 I once had to deliver a life size stuffed Pink Panther toy to a child Beth, so put it in the passenger seat with the seat belt on.

I nearly caused a few accidents from the rubbernecking, bet a few swore off drinking ever again too !



__________________

Vic  - Mitsubishi Outlander and rear end tent....

 

 

 



 



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1950
Date:

What is this monkey hanging from???? i recon leave your purse between those moneys legs no thief would be game to put his hands in there. .......i might just get one of those monkeys and hang it of my roo bar i recon it would frighten all the wind life off the black stuff .



__________________

Time To Sleep Later In Life.



Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 8735
Date:

It Probably has Velcro on it's Paws.  Probably just hooked around the head of the seat.   I have 2 Black ones. They're georgeous aren't they ?

Cheers,

Sheba.



__________________
An it harm none, do what you will.


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 1950
Date:

Sheba wrote:

It Probably has Velcro on it's Paws.  Probably just hooked around the head of the seat.   I have 2 Black ones. They're georgeous aren't they ?

Cheers,

Sheba.


 Where do you get them from ...like kmart ot big w or some place like that.



__________________

Time To Sleep Later In Life.

1 2  >  Last»  | Page of 2  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook