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Pinto


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My first time
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The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow!



 




 



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Love it!

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Terry


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Seems as if the powers to be did not think some of his jokes were funny also - notice several have been deleted

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Pinto


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Yep I noticed there are wousers and whingers on this forum with NO sence of humor who love to stir up trouble because they get off on it.. Not the type of people I want around my camp fire.

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There may and probably are some Wowsers and Whingers on this forum though I have never met any of them and I have met quite a few from this forum.  There are also some people whose level of humour should be left at the dunny door.  There are times and places for all sorts of humour, this joke itself passed the moderator, Cindy's stamdards for the forum.  Some of the jokes that were deleted, I thought, a lot of people would have found very offensive.  I personally while not finding the jokes offensive, just in bad taste, thought that many people who subscribe to this forum would have found them offensive.  IMHO hardly Wowsers and Whingers



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