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What goes from 0 -100 in less than 4.5secs?confuse

 

My wifes bathroom scales.biggrin

 

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Hey, not nice! If I was your wife, you'd have the scales jammed up your left nostril!

Brrenda.

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Brenda and Alan wrote:

Hey, not nice! If I was your wife, you'd have the scales jammed up your left nostril!

Brrenda.


 The topic is called "just joking?"confuse

In actual fact, the scales would reach a 100 quicker than 4.5secs, 100grams that is.

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Geez my EX wifes scales will reach 120 in less than 2 seconds....... My new partners will be flat out reaching 60.......... PMSL

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Brenda and Alan wrote:

Hey, not nice! If I was your wife, you'd have the scales jammed up your left nostril!

Brrenda.


 and I'd hold you down while she jammed them further in.



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My humble apologies if I have touched a raw nerve, I don't seem to be able to get into this politically correct crap.no

The two replies from the female species (can't bring myself to refer to them as "ladies") have been enlightening.

Pity that one can't purchase a "get-a-Life" package or a sense of humour, there seems to be a going market available.

Do continue to have a nice day.

 

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If it was a joke about a fat bloke it would probably be considered hilareous and nobody would take offence especially the blokes.

That's  the way this wierd world is nowdays.

Keep the jokes coming Ken



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HOOK wrote:

If it was a joke about a fat bloke it would probably be considered hilareous and nobody would take offence especially the blokes.

That's  the way this wierd world is nowdays.

Keep the jokes coming Ken


 Thanks Hook,

Actually the "joke" was not about a "fat" anything, I deliberately did not put a measurement of weight on it.

It could be grams, oz's, lbs, kg's or tonnes for that matter.

Probably a very raw nerve me thinks.

My wife has never, nor could I imagine, ever been 100kg, but she does have a sense of humour.

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Ken, I do apologise if you misunderstood my response to your joke. I did realise it was in fact a joke, as was my response. Sorry.
Brenda

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Brenda and Alan wrote:

Ken, I do apologise if you misunderstood my response to your joke. I did realise it was in fact a joke, as was my response. Sorry.
Brenda


 Apology accepted, I will now remove said scales from left nostril.

The problem with the written word is getting a "joke" across in a funny manner.

Have a nicee day Brenda, maybe we will meet up somewhere and share a few jokes around a camp fire.

Cheers

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you are right landfall, getting a verbal meaning across in written form is quite a challenge
brian

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