A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.
One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments.
He treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.
As the years rolled by the woman called every day "Dr have you got anything for Asthma, .........Boils, ........cystitis, .............. dandruff, .................earwax,............... flu, ...............gout, .................... constipation, .............. herpes, ............. indigestion "....... ..............the whole gamut of complaints, over and over!
Not his favourite patient, but she paid the bills, however after 40tears she was driving him mad.
Finally the woman then in her seventies died and such was the doctor's joy that he too died of a massive heart attack.
The two were buried withen days of each other.
As he was resting in eternal peace the doctor heard a tapping on his coffin.
"Dr have you got anything for worms"
-- Edited by Rip and Rosie on Saturday 23rd of February 2013 07:52:48 AM
