The Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of prawns

Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in his mouth..

Frogs are good barra bait. 



Knowing the snake couldn't bite me

with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head,

took the frog,

and put it in my bait bucket. 

Now the problem was how to

Release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of

Jack Daniels and poured a

little whiskey in its mouth. His

eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake

without incident and carried on

fishing using the frog. 



A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake,

with two more frogs.