Roses are red
violets are glorious
dont sneak up on
Oscar Pistorious.
Lawyers dont think he has a leg to stand on.
JC.
Arguably bad taste, but VERY funny. Thank you. John Cleese said it only happened because Pistorious was absolutely legless.
If you don't stand behind our troops, please feel free to stand in front of them.
Now both of those were bad!
Never growing old, just getting dusty around the edges.