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The Funeral
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The Parking Officer's Funeral
  
As the coffin is being lowered into the ground at the Parking Officer's funeral,
 
a voice from inside screams,
 
"I'm not dead, I'm not dead! Let me out!"
 
The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth, and mutters,
 
"Too late pal, the paperworks already done".


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Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.

Thomas Paine.

 
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