The priest was showing the Rabbi round the church when they came to the confessional.

"What goes on in here then Father?" Asks the Rabbi.

"This Rabbi, is probably the one of the most important facets of the Catholic faith". As he speaks the door opens on the other side and someone enters.

"Now then Rabbi, stay here quietly and all will be revealed" says the priest as he enters.

A small voice says, "Father I have come to confess"

"Yes my child what is it?"

"I had sex with my boyfriend last night".

"Goodness gracious, how many times?"

"Three"

"That is terrible, say three Hail Mary's and put ten dollars in the poor box" When the priest reappears the Rabbi says,

"What a great way to make a quid"

"You are missing the point Rabbi, it is not to make money, but to forgive the sin" The priest is called away leaving the Rabbi and, as he does so the door opens and someone enters. Now the Rabbi, having had a first hand experience, figures that he can handle this so enters.

A small voice says, "Father I have come to confess"

"Yes my child, what is it?"

"I had sex with my boyfriend last night".

"How many times?", says the Rabbi.

"Oh only once".

Wait for it!!! Wait for it!!

"Go away and have another two, we have a special on this week for ten dollars"