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3 WOMEN IN MEXICO;


3 women in Mexico
 
 
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.They get drunk, and wake up
in jail, only to discover that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember
what she did the night before.
 
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says: "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to
intervene on the behalf of the innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens.
They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
 
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the
University of Illinois School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf
of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
 
The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from Ohio and just graduated
from Ohio State University with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."

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