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A Glaswegian is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes
upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water and subsequently bumps into the preacher....
 
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,
whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Aye, I am.' So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in
the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found
Jesus?'
 
The drunk replies, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
'Brother, have you found Jesus?'
 
The drunk again answers, 'No, Ah havnae found Jesus.'
 
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again --- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
 
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found
Jesus?'
 
 
The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher,
 
Are ye sure this is where he fell in !


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Be your self; there's no body better qualified !                    "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"

 

JC.

 


 

                                             

                

    

                          

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