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dazren


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 A man inherited a a very old clock from his grandparents, it was in very good condition, However it was losing time and needed adjusting ?? So he went down to the local watchmaker shop, And was very impressed by the lovely looking young lady behind the counter.

He asked ! Do you do Clock repairs here ?? she replied yes sir we do, Unable to help himself, the man undid his fly and placed his C**K on the counter, The young lady Exclaimed !!! THAT'S NOT A CLOCK ???? the man said It will be ??? if you can put a face and two hands on it ??/ biggrin



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Wishfull thinking !

JC.



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biggrinbiggrin No, No JC, More like wishful remniscing ??  biggrinbiggrin



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