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Texting for Seniors


 

Texting codes for seniors

or us old farts with mobiles 

Young people have theirs,

now us Seniors can have our own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* TOT- Texting on Toilet

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)



-- Edited by DandS on Thursday 3rd of January 2013 09:12:41 PM

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As an old fart I cant remember the wifes name some times .How could I be expected to  remember  these codes.Alan the Mongrel....



-- Edited by mongrel on Friday 4th of January 2013 03:41:47 PM



-- Edited by mongrel on Friday 4th of January 2013 03:42:56 PM

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mongrel wrote:

As an old fart I cant remember the wifes name some times .How could I be expected to  remember  these codes.Alan the Mongrel....


 What codes are you referring to??.

"IMHA"biggrinbiggrin

Regards Daryl



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I'm hopeing your codes are not what I think theyare,but all in good fun anyway . Cheers Alan.

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mongrel wrote:

I'm hopeing your codes are not what I think theyare,but all in good fun anyway . Cheers Alan.


 IMHA = I Might have Alzheimers.

Regards Alan biggrin

Daryl



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Well done Daryl,you picked it in one.We might have to start a new topic.We can call it CODEBREAKER...Cheers mate....Alan.

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