A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.

While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.

The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in

the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The

husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his

wife in bed with another man!.

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do

it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Porsche I gave

you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your Bronco's season

tickets. He paid for our house at Noosa. He paid for your visit to The Open

Golf in Sydney . He paid for your golf club membership, and he even pays for

most of our monthly bills'

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks

over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?

The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches cold '