Visited a friend of ours in hospital, he doesnt look good.
What happend ?? we asked. He got out the photos which were taken and explained.,
He told us, he and his wife Jan went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
"THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR"
Jan playfully nudged me in the ribs ...... Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR" Jan gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~ That's more than twice! a week ! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR" Jan was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ...You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
I looked at her and said, 'Oh yeh, go over and ask him if he had to do it with the same cow"
His condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
Oopps!! sorry, photos seemed not to have loaded.
-- Edited by DandS on Saturday 22nd of December 2012 05:26:40 PM
-- Edited by DandS on Saturday 22nd of December 2012 06:37:30 PM
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