A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams.
Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said,
"What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?"
After all the laughter died down the teacher said,
" Then I would expect you to use the other hand"
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
LOL...................
What the heck, why not !
That's so accurate it could be sad ,,,, lol
There are 3 types of people in this world, Ones who make it happen, the second who watches what happens and the third who wonders what happened
Make it happen