A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams.
Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said,
"What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?"
After all the laughter died down the teacher said,
" Then I would expect you to use the other hand"
To realise your dreams you first have to wake up.
LOL...................
What the heck, why not !
That's so accurate it could be sad ,,,, lol
There are 3 types of people in this world, Ones who make it happen, the second who watches what happens and the third who wonders what happened
Make it happen