check out the new remote control Jockey Wheel SmartBar rearview170 Beam Communications SatPhone Shop Topargee products
Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> "I digress ..." -> And So The Christmas Season Begins....
Post Info TOPIC: And So The Christmas Season Begins....
Firefly


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2458
Date:
And So The Christmas Season Begins....
Permalink  

Three  men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
    Peter at the pearly gates.

   'In honor  of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must
    each possess something that symbolizes Christmas  to get into heaven.'

          The  Englishman fumbled through his pockets and  pulled out
          a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a  candle', he said.

           'You may  pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter  said.

              The  Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out  a set
              of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're  bells.'

              Saint  Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly  gates'.

              The  Irishman  started searching desperately  through his
              pockets and finally pulled out a  pair of women's panties.

              St. Peter  looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
              asked, 'And just what do those  symbolize?'


              The  paddy  replied, 'These are  Carols.'

              And So The  Christmas  Season
              Begins......

 

Anyone have any great family traditions you have for Xmas you would like to share, or maybe a great recipe etc?




__________________

I must be a binge thinker. I do it a lot at times, then, not much at all.

 
pauline


Guru

Status: Offline
Posts: 2506
Date:
Permalink  

Now that made me laugh..............biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



__________________

What the heck, why not !
scotia59


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 172
Date:
Permalink  

love christmas jokes. lol :)


__________________

Jean & Alex

don't just dream it!

our restoration:  http://ditzygypsy.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=photos&action=display&thread=1250
woosy


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 124
Date:
Permalink  

Love chrstmas jokes love christmas love the present's for the little's

love the look on the faces as each present is opened and remembering

the banana peanut's(walnuts) which my brother and I took outside

and used a hammer to open them but they are good memories

the same as these new one's are so a pinch and punch for the first

of the monthconfuseconfuseconfuse



__________________

when all else fails read the instructions   cheers
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
Click here for the Grey Nomads website -> The Grey Nomads Forum -> "I digress ..." -> And So The Christmas Season Begins....
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us
Purchase Grey Nomad bumper stickers Read our daily column, the Nomad News The Grey Nomad's Guidebook