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Two IRISHMEN were looking at a Mail order catalogue and admiring the models.
 
 

 
 
One said to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?'
 
 

The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at their price!'
The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one.'
 
The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I will get one too.'
 
Three weeks later, the younger IRISHMAN asks his pal, 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalogue?'
 
 
The second IRISHMAN replies......
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
'No, but it shouldn't be long now. All her clothes arrived yesterday!!'
 
 
 
 


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