Two old guys talking. One said to the other: "My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me a SUV". Other guy: "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, a SUV! What a great gift!"
First guy: "Yup- Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Be your self; there's no body better qualified ! "I came into this world with nothing , I still have most of it"