THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD (PS: Ok, so I can't spell for shirt)
Well, it's shirt .... that's right, shirt! Shirt may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shirt, buy shirt, sell shirt, lose shirt, find shirt, forget shirt and
Tell others to eat shirt.
Some people know their shirt, while others can't tell the difference between
Shirt and brasso.
There are lucky shirts, dumb shirts and crazy shirts. There is bull shirt, horse shirt and chicken shirt. You can throw shirt, sling shirt, catch shirt, shoot the shirt,(or duck when the shirt hits the fan).
You can give a shirt or serve shirt on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shirt or be happier than a pig in shirt.
Some days are colder than shirt, some days are hotter than shirt and some days are just plain shirtty.
Some music sounds like shirt, things can look like shirt and there are times when you feel like shirt.
You can have too much shirt, not enough shirt, the right shirt, the wrong shirt
Or a lot of weird shirt.
You can carry shirt, have a mountain of shirt, or find yourself up shirt creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shirt and other times you fall in a bucket of shirt and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shirt, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shirt; or not do so if you don't give a shirt! Well, Shirt, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shirt and hope you had a nice day, without any shirt. But, if you happened to catch a load of shirt from some shirt-head..........
