A BLOKE WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL,HE SAYS TO THE DOCTOR

''WHAT HAPPENED TO ME,I DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING.''

THE DOCTOR TELLS HIM HE BEEN INVOLVED IN A SERIOUS CAR ACCIDENT

AND HAS BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST WEEK.

''AM I GOING TO BE OK'' HE ASKS THE DOCTOR.

THE DOCTOR SAYS '' YOU WILL RECOVER BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS

AND SOME BAD NEWS''

''WHATS THE BAD NEWS'' THE MAN ASKS

''WELL UNFORTUNATLEY YOUR LEGS WERE BADLY DAMAGED IN THE CRASH

AND WE HAD TO AMPUTATE BOTH YOUR LEGS''

''THATS TERRIBLE'' THE MAN SOBS

''WHATS THE GOOD NEWS'' 

WELL THE DOCTOR SAYS '' THE BLOKE IN THE NEXT BED WANTS TO BUY YOUR SLIPPERS''

-- Edited by rowdy on Wednesday 31st of October 2012 05:37:52 PM

-- Edited by rowdy on Wednesday 31st of October 2012 05:41:25 PM