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"Best Divorce Letter EVER Written


 Dear Wife, Im writing you this letter to tell you that Im leaving you forever.

 Ive been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today &

 that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didnt even notice I had a new haircut,

had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.

 You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.

You dont tell me you love me anymore; you dont want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

 Either youre cheating on me or you dont love me anymore; whatever the case, Im gone.

Your EX-Husband

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P.S. dont try to find me. Your Sister & I are moving away to West Australia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
Its true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what youve been.
 I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesnt work.
 I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was You look just like a girl!
 Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you cant say something nice, I didnt comment.
 And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with My Sister,
because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the
 $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
 After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars,
I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..
 Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted.
 My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you wont get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
 
 
 
P.S. I dont know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope thats not a problem."
 
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Love it!!!

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 Cheers. Pam.

Safe and happy travels everyone.

 
jules47


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Good one!!!

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