The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven!

Queen Elizabeth

and

Dolly Parton

die on the same day and they both go

before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them

gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she

should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says,

'Look at these,they're the mostperfect breastsGod ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to

be able to see them every day,for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly,

and asksHer Majesty the same question.TheQueen takes a bottle of

Perrierout of her purse, drinks it down.

Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angelsays, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks,'What was that all about?

I show you two

of God's own perfect creationsand you turnme down.She wees into atoilet and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,

'but even in Heaven,

A Royal Flush

Beats a Pair -

No Matter How Big They Are.