After a busy day I settled down in the train from Waterloo for a nap as far as my destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near mehauled out his mobile and started up:
"Hi darling, it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozy from the typing pool, with the boss..... no darling, you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart." etc., etc.
This was still going on at Wimbledon, when the young woman opposite him, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice -
"Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!"
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