Someone sent me this today by email, a poem attributed to Willie Nelson, I hope nobody is offended by it, if you are I apologise, If think you may be then suggest you do not read on; 

(Some of us older blokes could relate to this I think).

"I have outlived my pecker."

A Poem--by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,

My pilot light is out.

What used to be my pride and joy,

Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,

From my trousers it would spring.

But now I've got a full time job,

To find the ****in' thing.

It used to be embarrassing,

The way it would behave.

For every single morning,

It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,

It sure gives me the blues.

To see it hang its little head,

And watch me tie my shoes!!

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