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Bob a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyones's socks off with her youthful looks and charm.

She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance they corner him and ask "Bob how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies "Girlfriend she's my wife.

They are knocked over but continue to ask. "So how'd you persuade her to marry you?"  "I lied about my age Bob replies.

What did you tell her you were only 50.

Bob smiles and says "no, I told her I was 90."



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Might try that one

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