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1960 Hits Renamed


1960 Hits Renamed

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. 

   

They include:


Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

           
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

           
Ringo Starr --- 
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends


           
The Bee Gees --- 
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?


           
Roberta Flack--- 
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
 
   
  
     
Johnny Nash ---
 
I Can't See Clearly Now
 

     
Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

     
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

                 
Procol Harem--- 
A Whiter Shade Of Hair
 

     
Leo Sayer ---
 
You Make Me Feel Like Napping


     
The Temptations --- 
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone


               
Abba---
Denture Queen 


     
Tony Orlando ---
 
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall


              
Helen Reddy --- 
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore
 



Leslie Gore---

It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To
     

And Last, but NOT least: 

Willie Nelson ---

On the Commode Again

Every day may not be good. . .

but there's something good in every day.

 

 



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Very funny.......

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