A woman told her psychiatrist she was having trouble with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions without getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally, he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes. Once." "How did he look?" "Angry!" Ah, now we're getting somewhere, thought the shrink. "Very interesting. But you've only seen his face once during sex? That seems unusual. What happened that made you see his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at us!"
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Ah, Jimbo, I've been down a bit today, but that made me laugh out loud and cheered me up! It's so good, I'll even forgive your Collingwood connection (just this once). Cheers, Tony
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